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Jul 30th at 5PM / via: inactiveblogger / op: qrieves / 59,084 notes

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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Jul 30th at 4AM / via: thathashtagnamaste / op: b3ingr3al / 197,162 notes

Jul 30th at 4AM / via: dutchster / op: pepsimaxing / 170,322 notes

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them


Jul 30th at 4AM / via: okaymad / op: flubberwasanokmovie / 179,731 notes

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”


Jul 30th at 4AM / via: cumfort / op: brookeeverdeen / 643,449 notes

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school


Jul 30th at 4AM / via: thathashtagnamaste / op: pizzaight / 39,470 notes
pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far


Jul 30th at 4AM / via: trust / op: bircls / 313,957 notes

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school


ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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Jul 30th at 4AM / via: heliolisk / op: tangledbeast / 182,931 notes

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"


Jul 30th at 4AM / via: facebookstaff / op: slutdust / 127,973 notes

miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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