"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"
mornings are gross and i want no part in them
its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
this has gone too far
high school more like sigh school
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?