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Apr 18th at 8AM / via: baracknobama / op: foxdear / 83,797 notes

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit


Apr 16th at 1PM / via: phobias / op: ugly / 3,417 notes

ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL


richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time


dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 


Apr 16th at 11AM / via: tonyabbot / op: flansjohnburgh / 53,772 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?


Apr 16th at 11AM / via: baracknobama / op: gacob / 95,889 notes

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero


Apr 16th at 11AM / via: tonyabbot / op: teamrocketing / 166,500 notes

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that


Apr 16th at 11AM / via: wigwams / op: battman / 109,166 notes

Apr 16th at 11AM / via: adultnapped / op: gyorgpair / 66,913 notes
diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point


Apr 13th at 3AM / via: perks-of-being-chinese / op: 4gifs / 574,928 notes
adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD